February 2011
82 posts
Watchiconoclasticc:
kevin-justkevin:
soletmelive:
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lifestylesoftheyoungandshameless:
coryfinnatic:
youarenotuseless:
jenhawkins87:
starsblazing:
thetenthdoctorscompanion:
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ohbirrd:
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happinessdestroysyou:
OH MY GOD.
WHO MADE THIS? i want to marry you.
My life is complete.
hahahaha…ahaha..ha
MUST....
“The Malawi government is making farting illegal. But I say he who suppressed it,...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, about this, on The Colbert Report.
Heh.
(via inothernews)
Oh HELL naw. →
inothernews:
afghanibanani:
The heinous slaughter of 100 dogs in British Columbia has revealed a “dirty secret” of the dog sled industry, according to CKNW.
Following the 2010 Olympic Games, there was a slump in business at Outdoor Adventures Whistler.CBC News reports that an employee was ordered to kill 100 dogs from a pack of 300. The dogs were repeatedly shot and had their throats...
January 2011
83 posts
“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you...”
– Juno (via quote-book)
My slight crush on Ricky Gervais is growing into a... →
Roger Ebert on "Why 3-D doesn't work, and never... →
inothernews:
(via BoingBoing)
Forever and ever, amen.
Riot Girl: still relevant 20 years on →
cmykait:
somesongsconsidered:
(via barthel)
A great piece in The Guardian on the legacy of Riot Grrl, with a particular focus on Marissa Paternoster from Screaming Females, Annie Clark (St. Vincent), and the Girls Rock music camps. A great read!
Always
Death penalty not on agenda: PM →
mod-:
pgisme:
“I personally think there are times where capital punishment is appropriate,” Harper said, but added that he has “no plans to bring that issue forward.”
-Stephen Harper
I know he clearly says he has “no plans to bring that issue forward” but if he were to get a majority, which is sadly looking like it could happen, I think it is a concern he has on record said he thinks...
Two churches located across the street from each...
toliveanddieinlondon:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
Okay. THIS.
Perfect way to deal with trolls :)
“Mika, you need to buck up. I know you think this story has no purpose other than...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, offering words of encouragement for MSNBC Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski after she nearly refused to read a story on Sarah Palin, on The Colbert Report.
As Brzezinski put it, “I don’t want to overemphasize her news value.” Awesome, Mika.
(via inothernews)
“You know, I believe that someone in the PAC — in fact, the contract graphic...”
– SARAH PALIN, eloquently equivocating on the Fox “News” Channel.
1) The whole God-damned website was taken down, you fucking liar.
2) “Heartburn”?
3) “Left-leaning”? I see.
(via inothernews)
I used to think Sarah Palin was a conniving bitch but I don’t know why, she’s far...
“Ricky will not be invited back to host the show next year, for sure. For sure...”
– A Hollywood Foreign Press Association member, speaking anonymously with AOL’s PopEater.
Dear Hollywood: Get over yourself. Sincerely, Humor.
[popeater.]
(via thedailywhat)
Boo hoo. I’ve made an ass of myself in front of the public to further my career and a mean comedian made fun of me....
“And thank you to God for making me an atheist.”
– Ricky Gervais. (via thedailywhat)
RYAN GOSLING OR RYAN REYNOLDS
itsjmh:
RIGHT.
How is this even a question? As if Ryan Reynolds has shit on Ryan Gosling.
A N8 & K8 Kind of Convo
K: How was your poop?
I'm addicted to poppers, coffee and the Game of Life [app].
N: Hahaha, I'm addicted to all of those things, including poop. I'm watching a seminar where this guy is doing live redesigns of CUP [news]papers on a projector.
K: Oooooooh, what? I am salivating (and have a tiny she-boner) at the thought of that. Can I just be at something like that forever? I think, actually, you've died, and they've accidentally put you in MY heaven.
DOUBLE TRAGEDY! all the waaaaaay.
N: Bahahahaha you are gonna make me laugh in here. I fucking love you--so funny.
You must be baked.
[in the meantime, K is typing feverishly]
K: So true though. Man, this weed is way better. Fuck the ditch weed. We should smoke only the good stuff. Mmmmm, good stuff.
[K receives N's text]
Woah. I wrote that before you even said that. I fucking love the shut out of your face. You are my favourite person. I [also] love [George-Michael] our kitty, he's such a little mini you! I love it.
K: And by shut I clearly mean shit
N: Hahaha
Man, I wish you could have seen that. It was cool.
I'm so glad it sounds like you are having some good relaxation time.
K: The semen? (haha auto correct + typos are the best). Ahem. I mean, the seminar?
Yes, I'm maxin and relaxin and chillin' all cool. Wearin' your housecoat, lookin' like a fool.
N: Hahaha I'm glad you're wearing my house coat; it's gonna smell so nice when I wear it.
K: If I continue to bathe, it will. Fingers crossed your absence doesn't bring out the homeless in me.
N: Hahaha
Like it does to me! When you get sick, I stop showering.
K: That's cute. You're being Eco-conscious; trying to preserve the seemingly unnecessary and excessive amounts of water I use to bathe, when I am sick. Mother Nature loves your balance.
K: If my LUSH products arrive while you're gone, however, the opposite effect will set in and it will be unlikely if I DON'T overdose on essential oils, and drown in the bath.
This is all very risky, you [leaving me to go] to conferences.
My sister and her bf. 2gether 4ever. One day I hope to have this kind of love.